I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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