I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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