I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Farmville is her only friend.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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