So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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