I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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