Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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