What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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