Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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