Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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