stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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