Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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