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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(818): View more from California

Its about making memories worth repressing

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(301): View more from Maryland

My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"

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(416): View more from Toronto

No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.

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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30

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(864): View more from South Carolina

its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.

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(734): View more from Michigan

he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

this is an emotional support booty call

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(562): View more from California

I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.

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