Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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