Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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