In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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