"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Even my vagina gasped.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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