once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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