Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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