That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
There's even glitter on my cock...
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