You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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