you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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