I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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