This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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