I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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