Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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