im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
tell me about the fingering
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