brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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