awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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