Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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