dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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