Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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