I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Did we literally take a cab across the street
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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