i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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