Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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