Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
