We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You're breaking my sexual little heart
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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