I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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