Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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