After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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