She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So much rum. So many feels.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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