It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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