wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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