she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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