i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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