Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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