Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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