I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
