Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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