discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I wish you could order shots online.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
