..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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