How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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