Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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