Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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