Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
a search helicopter?!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize
