Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I had to cum in my sink.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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